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ARC provided by Tor in exchange for an honest review.The you struggle against the Ninth, Nav, the deeper it takes you the louder you curse it, the louder they ll have you screamHi, my name is Melanie, and this was a really hard review to write for many reasons First, I think I have hyped this book for all of 2019, and I have been very vocal about it being my favorite book of the year, and the best debut I ve ever had the privilege of reading Next, how do you write a review on the book of your heart The book that feels like it was crafted for you The book that has lit up the darkest places of your soul It s hard, friends Truly Lastly, I know nothing I say here will do this book justice But I suppose I should give it a try regardless, aye Gideon the Ninth is a book about a swordfighter named Gideon who is my favorite literary character of all time Gideon is so witty, so funny, so charming, and such a thorn in Harrowhark s side Harrowhark is a necromancer, while also being the main ruler of the Ninth s planet Both of these characters are harboring a few secrets of their own, but they are both so unsure of their pasts and their futures for so very many reasons.That is, until one day the Emperor has invited all eight necromancer heirs, from all eight loyal Houses, to compete in unknown trails to possibly ascend into something that will make them immortal, but the costs of losing can very well be their lives No necromancer can compete without a skilled cavalier by their side, and Harrowhark has no choice but to get Gideon to help her and save the future of the Ninth HouseYou are the honoured heirs and guardians of the eight Houses Great duties await you If you do not find yourself a galaxy, it is not so bad to find yourself a star, nor to have the Emperor know that the both of you attempted this great ordealBut once Gideon and Harrowhark arrive on the Emperor s planet, they soon realize that the tasks are going to be much mysterious and much difficult than anyone could have predicted Especially when cavaliers and necromancers from the other houses start getting murdered Gideon is not only tasked to help Harrowhark, she also has to ensure that she keeps breathing herself, while also trying to figure out who is doing the unspeakable things to other competitors.Tamsyn then leads us on this beautiful adventure, where twist after twist occurs so seamlessly that you can t help but feel completely enthralled The writing is so beautiful, so intelligent, and so very impressive And the way the entire story is told is so very transportive I mean, this book has one of the scariest settings I ve read all year, but I felt like I was right there battling for my life, with a goofy smile on my face And the atmosphere and constant chill while reading It s unparalleled and truly an experience like no otherMaybe it s that I find the idea comforting that thousands of years after you re gone is when you really live That your echo is louder than your voiceI love this book for many reasons, but I also love it because it s over the top, and has so many one liners, and it s painfully romantic, and the girl gets the girl at the end And it s what s I ve been waiting my whole reading life for This is a better, and way unique, and 100% impressive version of what straight, white dudes have been publishing in SFF forever I keep seeing people say that they feel this book is too confusing, the characters too over the top, and the world too complex, but I just don t feel that way at all This is the story my sapphic loving heart has been searching for in epic fantasy my whole life Gideon the Ninth is my queer, literary loving heart s anthem, and I plan to play it on repeat forever.This book has the best enemies to lovers romance I ve ever read in all of my years Yeah, you read that right In my whole freaking life, this is my favorite I m talking OTP for the rest of my days I didn t exist before this ship sailed in this first book And this book also has such a central theme of trust, and what it means to put your trust in another Also, what it means to be trustful, and the privilege of having someone put their trust in you, unconditionally And this book also has an amazing discussion on power dynamics and imbalances, and how important it is to be aware of these things while putting your trust in yourself and in someone else, simultaneouslyYou are my only friend I am undone without youOverall, this really just felt like the book I ve been waiting my own personal eternity for This felt like the book of my dreams and my hopes All I want is ownvoices queer books, with f f relationships, with cutthroat girls putting themselves first, but allowing themselves to be vulnerable enough to maybe let someone else get to see a softer side of them Almost like I ve been reviewing books for five years now, preparing myself to read and review Gideon the Ninth, even though I know no word combination or sentence structure I could ever come up with could do it justice for this story Basically, I know this book isn t going to be for everyone, but if you feel like you have similar reading taste to me, then I implore you to give this one a try I mean, if the tagline Lesbian Necromancers in Space isn t going to sell you, hopefully my emotional, bleeding heart self can This book means everything to me, and I hope you enjoy if you pick it up.Blog Instagram Twitter Tumblr Youtube Twitch The quotes above were taken from an ARC and are subject to change upon publication.Content and Trigger Warnings graphic violence, gore, murder, mass murder, human sacrifice, many conversations about suicide, death, death of children, talk of depression, grief depiction, trauma depiction, loss of a loved one, lots of blood depiction, self harm to get blood, and mentions of cancer.Also, I was so blessed, and I was able to meet Tamsyn at BookExpo and she is honestly the sweetest necromancer in the world, and she truly made my entire convention This review and other non spoilery reviews can be found The Book PrescriptionARC provided by the publisher in exchange of an honest review DTwo is for discipline, heedless of trial Three for the gleam of a jewel or a smile Four for fidelity, facing ahead Five for tradition and debts to the dead Six for the truth over solace in lies Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies Eight for salvation no matter the cost Nine for the Tomb, and for all that was lostI am pretty sure this will be a huge hit when it is out I can already see the Which House do you belong to quizzes, people getting tattoos according to their house and quotes being shared too I developed a hunch over the last 4 years of which books work and which don t And although this one did not work for me, it will for many readers That s why you may want to take this review with a grain of salt Here is some salt to do so So let me get straight to the point, what determines whether you like this book or not is the writing style A friend who I BR this was He s a real expert at Fantasy could not relate to the story and DNF it early I did not like it either but it was not bad as to make me DNF so I pushed through and after 300 pages, I could finally get into the story If you like the writing style from the start then I assure you that it will be a very fun ride.Also is this supposed to be funny I saw some attempts at that and knew I was supposed to laugh but I just didn t I don t easily laugh but I didn t even smile I can see some readers laughing so that should be good The characters were also hard to relate to for me, I did care about a couple of characters and at the end I did care about the MC somehow There are 9 houses and hence the name of the series and in each house there are at least 2 characters That means a lot of characters I appreciate the glossary at the beginning containing all the houses and characters in them, if it was not there then I would have DNF it from confusion There is something that I would have done if I were the editor of this book and that is consistently using the name or family name of characters and not just throwing them randomly I mean there are over 15 characters and when the characters suddenly decide to use the family name I was confused AF and had to keep going back and forth between the glossary and the page I am reading The plot however was good and I don t think I have ever read a book with necromancers so it was a good and new experience, I have to admit that I was confused about some technical terms and about some scenes but after page 300, I was invested in the story and read it in a whole new spirit Summary Despite all the negative things I said, I really appreciate that the effort that was taken to write this book as it did show from the cover till the last page I can say that the first 300 Pages were not the best but after that I really enjoyed it and my rating actually approached 4 stars but I could not ignore the first 300 mentioned pages and decided to go for a rating in between I am currently interested in the second book after thinking about this for a few days so I might actually give it a chance I also think that many readers will like it so don t let this review discourage you The first few chapter are available online for free as I recall, try reading them and if you liked them then you will LOVE this My first buddy with King Petrik of the House Leo, the First of His Name, King of Fantasy and the First Reviewers, The rightful king of the Seven Genres and Protector of the Books, Petrik of novel notions, Breaker of ARCs, Father of Dragons and regent of Goodreads You want to fight it Yep Because it looked a little like swordsYopokay so usually when i write a review, i am writing it for some nameless, faceless reader who is deciding whether or not to read a book and looking for some information to help them make that decision, so i ll do the whole plot point, pull quote thing giving an overview of the book so they know what to expect, to know if it s their kind of thing or not those are the reviews i find the most helpful to me, so that s what i put out there this time just, no there s no way i can explain the premise of this book i envy and respect anyone who attempts it, but i can t be that girl this time this book is a lot it s got a ton of characters, a complexly constructed world, and a genre mash made up of space opera, murder mystery, horror, and whatever the literary term is for where it s like a magic and science based scavenger hunt at the olympics, but where some people are expected to die i m not gonna lie, i got lost a couple of times helpful dramatis personae pages are helpful but i would also suggest you bookmark the page where the characters gather for the first time, to memory refresh the personality details of the eighteen competitors, because some of them got blurry for me there are a lot of working parts here, and the worldbuilding is thick, but like the House of the First itself, it s a little bit ramshackle, with unexplained bits and leftover pieces but just go with it, plow right into the whole bone cladded thicket of it, because it s a romp of a book, and it s propulsive enough to carry you through the story without understanding every little thing in fact, the lingering mysteries will only add to your appreciation it s a ridiculously fun book, sad and funny and irreverent and suspenseful, with all the dramatically satisfying themes of honor and heroism, loyalty and betrayal, piloted by gideon, a snarky firecracker of a heroine who declares that s what she said, not once, but TWICE, which is to me the height of comedy and a phrase certain to win my love try it, you ll like it i m already hungering for books 2 and 3 oh, and someone give danny elfman a copy of this book and, since you re already there, tell him i need an oingo boingo reunion tour thank you, i DID okay, let s do this my stack of books i am drooling over and need to read immediately is the cursiest blessingcome to my blog the blurb of this quite literally contains the phrase lesbian necromancers like thanks Tor you know you re the only publisher I trust any ( DOWNLOAD KINDLE ) ⚑ Gideon the Ninth ☱ Gideon The Ninth Is The Most Fun You Ll Ever Have With A SkeletonThe Emperor Needs NecromancersThe Ninth Necromancer Needs A SwordswomanGideon Has A Sword, Some Dirty Magazines, And No Time For Undead BullshitTamsyn Muir S Gideon The Ninth Unveils A Solar System Of Swordplay, Cut Throat Politics, And Lesbian Necromancers Her Characters Leap Off The Page, As Skillfully Animated As Necromantic Skeletons The Result Is A Heart Pounding Epic Science FantasyBrought Up By Unfriendly, Ossifying Nuns, Ancient Retainers, And Countless Skeletons, Gideon Is Ready To Abandon A Life Of Servitude And An Afterlife As A Reanimated Corpse She Packs Up Her Sword, Her Shoes, And Her Dirty Magazines, And Prepares To Launch Her Daring Escape But Her Childhood Nemesis Won T Set Her Free Without A ServiceHarrowhark Nonagesimus, Reverend Daughter Of The Ninth House And Bone Witch Extraordinaire, Has Been Summoned Into Action The Emperor Has Invited The Heirs To Each Of His Loyal Houses To A Deadly Trial Of Wits And Skill If Harrowhark Succeeds She Will Become An Immortal, All Powerful Servant Of The Resurrection, But No Necromancer Can Ascend Without Their Cavalier Without Gideon S Sword, Harrow Will Fail, And The Ninth House Will DieOf Course, Some Things Are Better Left Dead SWOON.I need this yesterday Look at that cover I ve been sitting on this DNF for a couple months now For those of you who are avid YouTube watchers of mine, you know I could not get through this book I wasn t going to rate it but I feel SO strongly about this 1 star rating This book suffers from the Tor hype as did The Ruin of Kings by Jenn Lyons which I also highly disliked The writing is a mess Characters names are neiowhgiewongow..The main character is an absolute ass She gets the chance to get off the planet and her literal response is go suck a dick This book tried so hard to be edgy and goth, with skellies and DEAD DEAD DEAD and absolutely failed. As RIDICULOUSLY pumped as I was to read this I m just not in the mood for it right now, and it breaks my little queer heart I ll pick it back up and try it again in a few weeks because I truly, 100% believe it s me, not the book. I ll be honest, I don t even know how to summarize this book I don t even know how to review this book All I know is that Gideon the Ninth may just be my favorite book in 2019, maybe ever since Strange the Dreamer This book took me by complete surprise, especially as I was originally put off by the beginning few chapters.This book kind of just drops you in this large, extensive world without a guide, and while I was originally quite lost, you very quickly learn to just go along with the characters and plot and trust the author to give you the pieces as you need them Even after finishing I don t have a clear picture of the world and how it s set up, but I believe the intrigue is quite important to the story and how it will develop later on There was also a lot of in depth necromancy talk, which was sometimes like reading a science textbook too high above your level, but it was understandable enough to get the story it wasn t necessary to fully get it either, as the character you re following doesn t get it all either The characters were also all quite well rounded and haunting in how real they felt, you came to understand all of their motivations even if you don t agree with them all , and you come to feel for their pain and their mistakes Almost every single character was explored and given an in depth background, meaning you were always aware of the people at play in scenes and situations It all also tied well into their actions and emotions, making the story feel overall consistent Our two main characters, Gideon and Harrowhark, also had such an interesting relationship, and the exploration of that alone made this book fantastic The prose, while being something to get used to, was also beautiful in a quite unique way It was quite dense prose, describing almost everything and using long chains of large paragraphs and stretching sentences, but was constantly broken up by Gideon s trademark sarcasm While snarky and sarcastic characters are very quickly getting old, Gideon was her own brand of witty, and there were many serious moments made hilarious by a small snide comment on her end It was just fantastic The plot was also fantastic, as it kept winding and twisting throughout the entire novel, never truly settling in any one place It was a journey both for the characters and the reader, even as they stayed in one place It was also just an extremely well constructed plot, the answers to every question hidden in every part of the storyline While some reveals were shocking, none were pulled from nothing and everything had than enough build up and time to truly form It was also just an extremely thrilling and gripping plot From page 200 onwards I couldn t stop reading, and I was on the literal edge of my seat at points, rushing through to see what would happen next Gideon the Ninth, while gruesome and full of skeletons and death and the ghosts of the past, was also just a beautiful book It explored the relationships of the living through these ghosts and through death while also just constructing a lyrical and moving story I couldn t get enough of it, I still can t, and I m honestly debating reading it already. Pretty much what karen said.I haven t worked this hard trying to grock a book since Ninefox Gambit The world building is dense and elaborate, and I honestly had no idea there was so much to know about necromancy Is all necromancy stuff in this book a total Tamsyn Muir invention Or is this a commonly known lore Am I just not reading the right books Cause this is fascinating.If you put the complication of the world building aside, the plot is fairly simple the Emperor of this necromantic world is trying to recruit new assistants by having a representative of each of eight necromantic houses and his her bodyguard cavalier compete in a sort of test trial game to prove their worth When the participants of this trial start dying out, things get interesting.If the characters of this book weren t so dope, I am not sure I would have had the strength to get through the narrative Muir s language is not exactly a breeze I had to look words up in a dictionary But I love Gideon and Harrow and their twisted relationship It s kind of sad that the book didn t entirely deliver on the lesbian part of the Charles Stross s lesbian necromancers in space blurb though The ending made my heart hurt.I am up for heartbreak and stories about this mysterious world If you liked the intricacy and weirdness and strong women of Ninefox Gambit, Archivist Wasp, The Fifth Season, Gideon the Ninth must be your next pick.P.S If there are awards for best covers, the artist of this book s cover should totally get it This is SO GIDEON