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i think i would give this 5 stars but everytime i read Drarry fic, i compare them to T.U.R.N and I just can t give them the same rating in desperate need ofstars This was hilarious Seriously I loved the humour, exactly met my taste It s exasperating and simultaneously endearing to watch those to explain away the very obvious with utterly ludicrous explanations, for instance He s sleeping with me to mess with my head This is just a game for him in order to humiliate me later because I actually believed he meant it All of this comes, of course, in a way funnier package.However, in my opinion, both Harry and Draco are somewhat out of character or their characters were new interpreted They definitely didn t ring completely true to me Of course, one might argue that several years have passed since their 7th year and both had time to grow up, therefore the changes.Which doesn t convince me entirely because if you exchanged Harry and Draco s names for random ones and maybe a few minor details , this story would still work and it would still be hilariousTherfore this novella gets just 4 stars, because I sometimes really missed Harry and Draco while supposedly reading about them. I m very, very fond of paperclips. FIRST RE READ 31 August 2016This fic will always hold a special place in my heart as my first ever Drarry fic Actually, first ever fanfic It was delightful to get to return to it again Some New Favorite Quotes She did not speak to him again It was a small comfort, but threatening people with arrest always made Draco feel a little better.Great Malfoy was a crazy maniac who hated him, and still, all Harry wanted was to pull him inside, lock and barricade the door, and live happily ever after So are we dating Draco asked quietly Are we partners Boyfriends Manfriends Oh Compromising I m not sure I like that It means neither of us gets our way EDIT 3 3 13Thedrarry I read, theI realize I m comparing all of them to this story And frequently wishing they werelike this one Because of this, I m upping my rating from 4 to 5 stars And also striking out what I said about the secret admirer thing being juvenile Obviously, being new to fanfic, I had no idea what I was talking about yet PORIGINAL REVIEW 2 16 13My first drarry fanfic Honestly I d no idea there even was such a thing until just the other night Now I m afraid I might be hooked.Perhaps it s because this is my first, but I had almost the opposite reaction of some other reviewers I thought their longing for one another was spectacularly well done Enough that after one of their kisses while in Draco s bedroom, when Draco confesses that he likes kissing Harry, and all Harry can do is say Oh and give Draco the smile he d been waiting for, even though we were in Harry s head and he was confused for a moment before realizing Draco was staring at his dimples, I knew how much that smile must have meant to Draco and I totally teared up So it may beto do with me being a silly emotional sap, but I definitely felt both their longing and their joy when they discovered their feelings were returned.What I didn t like so much was how juvenile the whole secret admirer subplot thing was It reminded me I was reading fanfic which I m still new enough to that the reminder made me uncomfortable which, yes, I know it s snobby and rather Draco like of me and pulled me out of the story.Overall, though, this was just so much fun This Harry and this Draco were perfect for each other, and just so obviously NEEDED to be together, and I loved how easily they each accepted the other without plans to change or fix him I also loved that neither lost his personality That they struggled to agree even on who would pick whom up for their dates, was sweet and silly and just so perfect And I loved, LOVED the paperclips used as a metaphor It totally worked for these two as a way to express feelings that might not have sounded genuine if actually spoken Beautiful Some Favorite Quotes Annoyed that he was moping around because Harry Potter didn t like him really, now that Potter wasn t around and Draco thought about it, he remembered he didn t like Potter either The test had been horrid They drugged him with potions, Veritaserum being one of them, and asked him ridiculous questions No, sir, I wouldn t help an old lady across the street If she knew she was in a bad shape, but still managed to reach the street, then she could bloody well cross it and showed him odd inkblots Yes, that s a picture of people screaming in agony No, it s not a pretty flower Or a bat and, at times, they were just trying to confuse him At least it seemed that way to Draco when they had asked the most ridiculous question possible When in a life threatening situation, would you pause to consider whether the person you re attempting to save along with yourself is a Muggleborn or a Pureblood, and would this have any bearing on your decision to save this person What an absurd thing to ask As though Draco hadn t been in a life threatening situation before and he didn t know what that was like When faced with an all consuming fire that threatens to burn you and all around you to a crisp, you don t pause to consider Even if the person next to you is someone who has stopped being your friend and you know they d hand you to the Dark Lord if you make a single wrong move and even if that someone is impossibly heavy because he spends his days stuffing his face and now he can t even climb up on the high pile of desks where you have found refuge and even if you know that if he does climb up next to you, you would both surely fall into the fiery chasm below and even if you know that you re choosing between saving yourself and killing you both, you don t pause to consider You grab and you pull And you hold on with the last remnants of your strength, until a scrawny boy that always have and always will hate you appears to take your hand I like this, Malfoy said, pained, confused, still gripping Harry s thigh hard enough to bruise I really like this Oh Harry s heart almost burst out of his chest He wanted to say, Me too, but all he managed to do was smile so broadly his face almost ached Malfoy looked evenworried, his gaze flickering toward Harry s cheeks.Oh, dimples, Harry thought So far Malfoy had confessed he liked Harry s dimples and he liked Harry s kisses Which meant Harry had two trump cards he wasn t aware of before Which was good to know if they were still playing a game, though Harry was no longer sure that that was the case.You taste so good, Potter said and Draco s throat constricted Potter didn t say it in a breathy, lusty tone and it didn t even sound like a compliment It sounded like an apology, as though Potter felt guilty and he wanted Draco to know that his kissing assault was a natural reaction to Draco s taste Want me to tell you a secret he asked and Potter nodded, his gaze flickering toward Draco s lips I think I m a little bit, Draco paused dramatically, gay I think, Harry said, his smile wavering, that s all we know how to do when we re together We just hurt each other But we can learn not to You were the first person in my bed, Potter, and it wasn t boring It wasDraco sighed It fucked me up for good And now I m gay and you re a fucking drama queen, so just Draco raised his tone again open the fucking door, Potter Oh, I see Is this a Gryffindor thing I Obliviated him for his own good, so that makes it okay Nice rationalisation I like it You re right, I don t have random sex I wouldn t have been with you if I weren tPotter stopped speaking, lost for words If I weren tDraco sniffed, disturbed to find that he was shivering Fond of paperclips he helped.Harry chuckled Yeah I m very fond of them I was fond of them for months Love them, actually, he added, his voice barely above a whisper. This was adorable, unsurprisingly Everything I d like to write something original, but I don t have energy for that Or maybe I m just lazy P AnywayI liked this story It s drarry, which means HP DM slash Yeah, yeah, another one Obviously I couldn t stop myself If the ff is good, I can read, read and read This story was funny at some moments, a little bit angsty in others and sensual in the right places I agree, I didn t feel the magic, like, at all Unfortunately But, it was written so well, for a free read , that I don t care about magic Paperclips will from now on be defined as adorable Here s a link Took the link away, since my librarian slave is awesome And handy ETA girlfriend, not slave.. Quite a fun, light read, bit of angst but all sweet Little bit of mystery. Welcome to One Harry Potter, Please , the one way express train to the Drarry Fandom Once you board this train, or should I say ship , there is no turning back It s a one way, one stop train baby And damn it is the finest train and ship I ve travelled on in a long long whileIf you saw my update Honestly, Draco didn t know if Potter was used to ripping fabrics apart but his shirt was made of quality material and Potter was fighting a lost battle.And then.Clothes Oh, not this again, Draco grumbled and, as Potter reached down to take off his shirt, Draco struggled to find Potter s wand that should have been on the sofa He picked it up in triumph and grinned down at Potter s confused expression before he said, Evanesco Potter cried out in indignation and spluttered, You Vanished my clothes And thenDraco shook his head, amused That was very manly, Potter You showed that little button It quivered before your overpowering strength You see, when reading this, don t expect some brilliant fantastical saga full of dragons and whatnot Just expect a most lovely, perfect sip of sweetness and love Oh, and of course a lot of shirt ripping, vanquishing and failure of the aforementioned. ^EPUB ⇺ One Harry Potter, Please ☊ Drarry FanficAll Draco Wants Is Harry Potter S Friendship, Just To Make His New Auror Job Bearable However, After Harry Stubbornly Pays Attention To Everyone Else Including His Secret Admirer Draco Is Forced To Resort To Drastic Measures And Get Than He S Bargained For Words , Complete